Welcome to Staying Relevant, the podcast hosted by two best friends. Me, a slightly quieter,

which you probably all love, Sam Thompson, and of course, the man himself, Peter, James,

Jonathan Joseph Wicks. As always, this episode will contain Swoon. If you don't like it,

go fuck yourself. So this is a very special main episode, which means it's Monday that you can listen to it audibly and then you'll be able to watch this from 5 p.m on wednesday on josh and kira's youtube channel and then there'll be a bonus episode which comes out to Thursday orderly which will be able to watch for 5 p.m. Sunday on josh and kira's youtube channel which means that you can catch us on a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Sunday.

Now, what Pete's going to hate here is my iPad has just run up battery, so I'm going to fly completely blind on this one.

Well, this is going to be great, as if I wasn't struggling enough with Sam today and the fact that you can barely speak.

Do you want to just wing it?

I think we do also.

We're on the same.

So me and Pete never normally do this, by the way.

We never sit on the same sofa.

So here we go.

Well, there is a reason that we are on the same sofa.

Before we get to that, make sure you rate review, follow all of that crap.

If you do want to get involved and you want to speak to us, then email the most annoying email address in the world. I still fucking hate it. It's hello at srproductions.co.uk. Let's move on

to why we're sat on the same sofa. We, there was only one person we could get on this podcast

this week. She is a friend of the pod, somebody who we adore,

who we were riding for, by the way,

when she was all the way in South Africa.

She has literally landed,

got her suitcases.

Done her hair in the office.

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