You can relax, that's the name of our podcast.

Hello everyone. Welcome to Relax the podcast. I'm your host, Colleen Ballinger, and unfortunately, I'm not here with the better host, which is Eric Stocklin. I am alone today. Now, before you click off of this episode, because you're probably very disappointed that he's not here, which is understandable.

If I were you, I would not want to listen to me talk either because I'm kind of the worst.

And I have a lot to say today about how I feel like the worst.

So here, I'm where I am right now'm wearing it right now. If you're,

if you're watching, you'll see I'm in a hotel room. I am on a little trip with my mother for,

and my best friend for Christmas. I gave my mom a gift of going on a mother daughter slash

also my best friend trip to her favorite beach and one of my

favorite beaches and we're just having some sweet family slash best friend time. Now, I was going

to record this episode earlier in the day, But things got hectic today.

All this is, you guys, I am stalling, honestly.

Like, I'm stalling right now because I'm, first of all, I think there's like a hair in my mouth

that I think I'm feeling, but like, I keep feeling like there's a hair in my mouth, but

then there's also not.

And also there's an ant crawling across the counter that the camera's on, and that's very distracting to me.

But I'm also stalling because there's something I desperately need to talk about, and I'm

very stressed about it from the episode last week. So last week in the Relax episode,

I, Eric and I had a discussion about driving and driving etiquette.

And not in etiquette, honestly, just driving laws.

And I was talking about, if you didn't listen to it, he was appalled because I drive in the fast lane, or as the rest of the world calls it, the

passing lane.

And I don't drive very often, but when I do, if I'm driving a long distance, I will stay in

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