169 - Eclipsed by the Eclipse

Lewis Black's Rantcast

Lewis Black

Comedy, Leisure, Stand-up

4.8 • 803 Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

It was a week of happenings, not just for Lewis but for the nation as we experienced not only the Solar Eclipse, but a large earthquake for a swath of people in the East. Lewis found himself in Arizona for a charity golf outing, still managing to see the eclipse. Was it the advertised 75% darkness it was advertised as? Maybe not. Unfortunately, the usual crazies bubble up with conspiracy theories around these natural phenomenon (of course). Other newsworthy events include the dreaded annual Tax Day and the death of OJ Simpson opens re-ignites old wars in what might’ve been the inflection point of a new way the media operates. The rants are live this week as Lewis works through some live dates in the Northeast. Speaking of tour dates, fall dates of The Goodbye Yeller Brick Road have been announced and by the time you read this, they will be on sale through the F.U.C.K.U fan club with public on sale occurring Friday, April 19th . RANT #1 – Alan Whitman has a complaint about Maine’s new beer laws RANT #2 – PN hates the Maine Weather RANT #3 – A student from the University of Maine’s rants about its amenities RANT #4 – Wayne Harvey wants people to know it’s just a comedy show ___________________ For advertising opportunities email: [email protected] ___________________ TOUR DATES: http://www.lewisblack.com/tickets GET MERCH: http://www.lewisblack.com/collections ____________________ SUBMIT RANTS TO LEWIS Have something you want to get off your chest? http://www.livelewis.com _____________________ SUBSCRIBE TO THE RANTCAST http://www.lewisblacksrantcast.com ____________________ FOLLOW LEWIS https://www.lewisblack.com https://www.instagram.com/thelewisblack https://twitter.com/thelewisblack https://www.facebook.com/thelewisblack https://www.youtube.com/OfficialLewisBlack Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:58.2	Hello there. And before we get started on the randcast, a big announcement, we've got a lot more
1:04.0	shows that are coming up. That's right. It's on the website. It's coming out today. I believe it's already come out and they'll be on sale on Friday,
1:13.9	or you can join the Lewis Black Fuck You Fan Club and pick up great seats at the best prices and
1:24.4	deal with human beings. And I mean it. It's a way to be ticket master,
1:29.8	and it's a way to get to the best seats in the house. And you can check that out, all of it at
1:33.8	Lewisblack.com. And I will be rolling through more towns in August, September, October,
1:40.3	right through December, probably into January. Well, does this mean what's this? I thought you said
1:45.6	your tour is coming to an end. I said it just a while ago, and now I'm trying to do everything I can
1:52.5	to get wherever I can to wrap things up. If you're around in Chattanooga, we've still got tickets
1:58.7	there at the Walker Theater this Friday, April 19th, April 20th.
2:04.2	There are tickets still in Nashville, Tennessee, the James K. Polk Theater in the Tennessee Performing Arts Center.
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