168 - Two Tired Twats w/ Patty Rosborough and Carie Karavas

Misery Loves Company

Kevin Brennan

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4.1 • 608 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Patty Rosborough and Carie Karavas join us at Comic Strip Live. We talk about what to expect in your sixties, scoring crack before a gig, and why it’s always better to give bad news with a puppet. Follow us on Twitter @kevinbrennan666 @pattyrosborough @cariekaravas1 @adamhiniker. Support the show and get bonus episodes at patreon.com/mlcpodcast.

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0:00.0	What are you guys obsessed with snacking on air?
0:23.9	We're hungry.
0:25.0	Why don't you snack before I got here?
0:28.6	Save it for the time.
0:29.8	Save it for the time.
0:30.8	You guys are real pros.
0:31.9	No, we'll start it with that.
0:33.4	What?
0:34.1	With why?
0:35.3	Are we on?
0:36.4	Yeah.
0:37.2	That's the perfect way to start it. Will you turn that up a little bit? Listen, if Kevin would have gotten here. Yeah, I'm late, but you know, I got shit to do and you know what? I've got shit to do. I'm usually, no, you don't. Since when? I got a minute. I shipped out three eBay antiques this morning before I came down here.
0:55.7	I had to go get a box at, what's that store called? FedEx. FedEx. Thank you. I had to pack the shit up. I had to do that first. I had to go to the bank and then I came down here. I have shit to do too. I had to do-s. But I was here a half an hour early. I had to doosh this morning.
0:51.3	That took a while.
0:53.0	So you're lucky.
0:54.0	You took a deuce?
0:54.8	About how long does that take? I had to do- But I was here a half an hour early. I had to doosh this morning. That took a while.
1:08.0	So you're lucky. You took a deuce? About how long does that take? Dush. Yeah, how long did you take? Well, being that I've had a couple of kids, it might take a little longer than that. Are you a duch? Dush. Doosh. People still do that? They doosh? Does your wife?
1:08.7	I don't know.
1:09.8	We don't talk about it.
1:27.5	We know she has a douche. I think that was a dude. What do you got more snow? What do you bring a gallon of water with you? It's the best water. You guys running a New York Marathon? It's fucking huge. Oh, Jesus. Why'd you get the biggest size the biggest size? Look how they filled it so high up. Who filled it? The people from, from essence. The essence people. Why don't you get a regular size? I like them big, Kevin. You guys are really retarded. She likes it big and wet. You guys are retarded. By the way, Louis likes you.
2:02.1	Louis who? Louis Cickey. I love Louis. He likes me. He called me a cunt. Did you remind him of that? No, but you're such a dumb cunt. Why am I a dumb cump? You probably said one thing, one time as a joke, and you took it personally. Yeah, wasn't that, like, a bit anyways? because it was part
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