168. The Green Episode

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 6 July 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.5	Runk
0:02.5	Hey,
0:03.0	Hey guys,
0:07.0	Hey guys, what's going on?
0:20.7	It is Lifeline, and it is July 6th. Two days after. After. After. That's like a guy who would be a king of a place later. Anthony cough. Don't cough during my punchlines. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay? Don't cough, period, dude.
0:38.9	I have few punchlines.
0:40.1	Don't cough during that.
0:40.8	Anthony has a razor blade COVID, by the way, whatever that is.
0:44.0	Yeah, and we don't care.
0:44.9	We breathe it all in.
0:45.7	We get it.
0:47.4	Happy birthday to, oh yeah, two days ago, America.
0:51.0	And happy birthday to Kevin Hart and Sylvester Stallone. And don't forget, one of our
0:55.6	favorites all time, 50 cent. Well, you know, who's obviously... Because I'm a mother freaking BIMP.
1:03.7	Wow. That reminded me of the... And my money don't jingo jiggle jiggle. We wrote whatever...
1:10.2	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:11.3	Anyway, so I wonder what he's doing now that Diddy has got off.
1:16.6	But we'll talk about that later.
1:17.9	So we can, you know what you got to do is sign up for the Patreon.
1:22.3	Patreon. patreon.com slash Life and Luxury.
1:23.7	It is absolutely great.
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