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The Jen Fulwiler Show

168 - Squad Goals

The Jen Fulwiler Show

Jen Fulwiler

Catholic, Kids & Family, Momlife, Parenting, Mom, Kids, Comedy, Standup, Family

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

You should see your family as your squad, the team of people who are doing life with you. Jen talks about how to be friends with your kids while still being an authority figure. She also:

  • Admits that she doesn’t check her kids’ phones - and explains why
  • Talks about the crazy TikTok NPC trend and plays the funniest video EVER

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Your family is your squad. That's how you should think of it. You should think of your

0:11.6

kids as your squad. For those of you who don't have kids yet, young women always hear

0:18.1

this nonsense. That kids are a burden. Kids drag you down. Kids prevent you from doing

0:26.4

fun things. There's a little bit of truth to that when they're little. To be honest,

0:31.0

they're so cute. They're so cute. They're adorable. Obviously, when my kids were babies

0:36.9

and toddlers, adorable. We were pulling up videos just last night in fact. And I thought,

0:41.6

oh my God, that is so precious. It's so sweet. And it was so hard. It was so you can't sleep.

0:48.5

You can't reason with them. They're yelling. They're making noise. They're not sleeping.

0:52.2

It's insane. And you can still do all sorts of fun stuff with little kids and babies in

0:59.4

tow, especially once I and my podcast listeners revolutionized the culture and end all of

1:07.2

this anti-women nonsense where plenty of establishments where you would go as just a normal

1:14.5

course of life are pretty anti-baby. You know, you get on a plane and people are like,

1:20.2

oh, that's someone's bringing a baby on a plane. How dare they? Yeah, how dare they do that.

1:26.7

It's like what we us village hustle podcast listener people and myself, what we're going to do

1:34.1

is change the culture to be like, look, if you're that sensitive to noise and I get it, I am.

1:40.4

I understand. I don't enjoy hearing a screaming baby for two hours. I'm actually on the high end

1:46.6

of being sensitive to that sort of thing. The onus is on you to buy some noise cancelling

1:55.0

headphones. I just saw some on an Amazon discount for $15. So I don't care how poor you are.

2:03.5

You can get noise cancelling headphones. And I have said before that if you if you really want

2:08.6

to go to a place where women and their children don't bother you at all, I can hook you up with

2:14.8

a coffin because that's where you can go where there's no life. There's no noise and nobody will

2:20.6

get on your nerves at all or you could move into a museum. That's another place where everything

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