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No Such Thing As A Fish

168: No Such Thing As Lord Cauldronhead

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2017

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In a special episode covering the 2017 general election, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss policies regarding yetis, the underwater constituency, and (of course) the election in Kenya.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.2

to you from the QI offices in Covert Garden, also coming to you from the morning after

0:24.8

the 2017 British General Election.

0:27.7

My name is Dan Schreiber.

0:28.8

I'm sitting here with Anichesinski James Harkin and Andrew Hunter Murray.

0:33.2

Andrew Hunter Murray, so I'm tired.

0:35.2

Andrew Hunter.

0:37.2

My name is Dan Schreiber.

0:38.5

I'm sitting here with Anichesinski James Harkin and Andrew Hunter Murray.

0:42.8

And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from

0:46.8

the last night, the evening of the election.

0:51.6

And in no particular order, here we go.

0:53.6

Hey, Dan, you sound a bit tired.

0:55.6

I'm very tired.

0:57.6

John, but which one of us stayed up the latest and the longest?

1:00.5

Well, the problem was, I didn't watch it on TV.

1:02.8

I think all of us stayed watching it on TV.

1:05.5

We made the mistake of watching it on plus one, so you got even less sleep than the rest

1:09.1

of us.

1:10.1

We watched it on my iPhone in bed with the lights off.

1:13.1

My left eye, which did all the watching, because my right eye was in a pillow, is really

1:17.2

twitching right now.

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