168. Christian Nightmares, Amina Kahn (FREE FIRST HALF)

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.7 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

It was a seriously fun show, with some serious parts and some funny parts with LA Times science journalist Amina Khan answering our burning Covid questions and Christian Nightmares sharing his cursed videos.

This is the free first half of Office Hours. Watch or listen to the full 2+ hour episode including a surprise hotline call from Eric Wareheim, see the new episode of "The Compound" (written & directed by Doug!) and find much more at https://www.patreon.com/officehourslive

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0:00.0	I like having fun. I like to laugh. I like to meet people who can make me laugh. I like having fun. Yes, I like to laugh. I like having fun with me important.
0:16.0	Good morning, everybody. It's August 10 a.m. on the Pacific Coast here. Noone out there in the Central Time Zone.
0:35.0	We're talking Chicago, Kansas City, Milwaukee, down all the way to Kansas and all those other counties.
0:44.0	Back on the East Coast, right, grew up back in five hometowns. It is big. Time is it back there in Allentown.
0:55.0	It would be a one-on-one. Ladies and gentlemen, lunch hour is wrapping up for lots of folks down there working at the Bethlehem Steel Mill.
1:04.0	Finish up your proteins. Finish swallowed down those tube steaks. Throw away your atri cans. Finish up your pretzels.
1:18.0	Because it's time to get back to that after-newer ship. We need steel and we need a knife.
1:27.0	How do you like that, Doug? How'd you do that? What was that?
1:34.0	That's cool. Okay, I've spied his dead again. Oh, good. You're doing all these cool tricks in the mind.
1:47.0	Of course, Doug representing the old Central Time Zone.
1:54.0	We are back, ladies and gentlemen, live going out to the public.
1:58.0	Anybody wherever you are, I'm careful with continent you're on right now unless you're in certain areas that restrict YouTube in general.
2:04.0	There are certain countries I assume Taliban is not exactly broadcasting all to YouTube channels live. What's your favorite time zone? What's my favorite time zone?
2:13.0	Yeah. Got to go with Greenwich. That's the OG. That's the real deal. Where's Greenwich?
2:20.0	I don't know what. Where's Greenwich, New York City? It's Connecticut, dope. It's called the Greenwich Time Zone.
2:27.0	Greenwich Mean Time. That's in England. That's up there on the Thames River.
2:31.0	You get up there on the Thames River. We got a lot of British people watching right now. It's nighttime for them, by the way.
2:37.0	And people want to know what time it is. That's why people tune into the show. They don't know.
2:43.0	They're clocks. They threw their clocks out their windows.
2:46.0	We have a terrific show for you today. We're glad to be back. We're rested.
2:52.0	Warm. That's the clock going out the window.
2:56.0	I know. It's a little late here.
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