168. Chopper with Paddy McDonnell and William Thompson

Tea With Me

Shane Todd

Comedy

4.8 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Sippers! In this weeks episode we're joined by comedians and hosts of the Mudblood podcast Paddy McDonnell and William Thompson. Tickets for the live podcast at the Waterfront Hall available here - https://www.waterfront.co.uk/what-s-on/shane-todd-tea-with-me/ Join Patreon to support the podcast and access exclusive content - https://www.patreon.com/teawithmepodcast Tickets for Shanes tour available here - https://linktr.ee/shanetodd Get 20% off and free shipping at https://www.manscaped.com when you use the code TEAWITHME Podcast Merch available now - https://shane-todd-comedy.myshopify.com Get in touch with the show - [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Prime big deal days is coming October 8th and 9th
0:03.1	Which can lead to involuntary deal squeals like the infamous deal on a new massager squeal
0:09.6	Save big on Prime Big Deal Days October 8th and 9th
0:15.6	Do you?
0:19.5	Yes please, ma'am. Sid, fuck the dog. Get him fuck off. Sippers, welcome to this episode of the Tea With Me podcast. That's all standing, by the way. With my guest. Now, there might need to be some mediation on this podcast. I'm... I've got my best way and so we're out. Don't touch me with that hand. It has the the weird finger out. Don't touch me. The weird finger. Yours is like a fucking hook. They've started. Look at that handshake. Like just look at the two hands together. Get your other one. Get your other one. I don't want to get cerebral palsy. Go with with me Good news for you, you can't
0:54.7	You can't
0:55.9	Because I want your goat
0:57.3	Sorry
0:57.8	Go out
0:59.3	Folks forward launch into this episode
1:03.8	We have to plug
1:04.6	What is it the live show
1:05.4	At the waterfront
1:06.2	9th of September
1:07.8	Tickets in the description
1:09.6	Very few left Come to it. We're also sponsored by Manscaped. Manscape.com. I was just speaking to my celebrity... What was I telling you I was speaking to? What celebrity friend was I talking to there? What I call it? Gary Adams. Was he a spice? Jerry Settlement? I think Jerry Adams He uses his manscape? 100%. On his ballics? 100%. I imagine the beard he has in his face also on his balls. I would say that his balls and his cock have a wee set of glasses and have a pep as well. Definitely like, you know... I think he says the phrase all the time. That would surprise you, wouldn't it?
1:45.2	All the time.
1:41.1	He goes, you wouldn't expect that from me? Like if you're in the leisure centre and he's there, he's just finished the game of squash and he debags himself. I think he'd go, you wouldn't expect that. I mean, you're right, Jerry, wouldn't? I love how he's not in the chasing room when he's debagged. he's still on the squaws court and he's just
1:41.4	game, be bagged himself.
1:43.7	Yeah, look.
1:44.5	Why are you blowing that?
1:45.2	It's a flute he he knew how to play that because he was in an orange band I know yeah but it was Jason orange ohasis no it wasn't it was the Gertwood star. The what? The Gertwood star.
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