168: 168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Tim talks going to Logan Paul's house, getting sober, how many of you need to get a life, and the funniest guy he's ever known. Live from the deck in Los Angeles.

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0:00.0	Elevates your summer nights
0:02.6	With all the indulgence of the new Magnum Double Star Chaser
0:07.2	It crack in chocolate, popcorn flavor
0:11.4	And rich caramel sauce for the night
0:14.2	Pleasure is always on
0:16.9	Magnum, true to pleasure
0:21.4	Hi, I'm Timmy the trash can
0:23.5	And I love trash
0:25.5	Popcorn boxes, cups and candy wrappers
0:30.5	They all taste so good
0:32.7	Instead of throwing your trash on the floor
0:35.2	Won't you please give it to me
0:37.4	Thank you for considering your fellow patrons
0:44.4	Welcome to the Tim Dylan show
0:46.4	Everybody, it is Tuesday, October 1st
0:50.9	The beginning of October
0:53.9	For Bert, Ari, Tom, Rogan
0:58.2	I'm leaving in a few hours from this porch to go
1:04.5	And get on a tour bus will fly first
1:08.0	And they got on tour bus with Bert Kreischer
1:09.8	And then I'm opening for him
1:11.6	On the first leg, the first couple of dates
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