167-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Don't be SCURRED! It's just your mom and your other mom. Spooky, isn't it? Listen, you no talent piece of S**T! You need to work on your craft! We finally get to the TRUMPET FIGHT that so many of you pointed us to. We read your comments on Tapatio vs Cholula, Lou Reed vs Jodeci and the ICP and whether or not they love God. We revisit some of our favorite scary movie moments and Tom auditions to do voice over work for movie trailers. We're back to FILLING HER UP AND SEALING HER SHUT - super creepy edition. Who will you fill? Be VERY careful listening to this episode because it is VERY scary! Dump Cakes.

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0:00.0	Alright, hold back your races.
0:01.4	Ooh!
0:02.4	It's scary out there.
0:06.8	Hold back your hatred for me.
0:07.8	Tom and I just fought.
0:08.8	We ate each other right now.
0:11.0	We don't hear each other anymore.
0:12.0	You're in Eastern Block, you know what?
0:14.2	Well, you're a Peruvian.
0:17.2	You know peace of life.
0:19.8	It's very scary.
0:21.0	And if you make it through Halloween,
0:24.4	you'll be at Saturday.
0:28.3	No.
0:29.6	I don't know how that works.
0:30.8	Look, here's the deal.
0:32.6	Here's the deal.
0:34.6	Friday at Flapers, our little show is sold out.
0:38.2	It's Christina P.
0:39.4	It's me and our good friend Matt Fulshrund.
0:42.6	We still have two shows on Friday.
0:44.1	We're doing the little room.
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