167 - What's Under the White House, The Evil Alligator King, & Fixing the NBA

Ninjas Are Butterflies

Comedy, Science, Nature

4.4 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Is there really a secret data center hidden under the White House? What about the Florida legend of the Alligator King, or the shocking NBA fixing scandals that have everyone questioning the game? This week’s episode of Ninjas Are Butterflies dives into all three — blending conspiracy, comedy, and chaos the way only this podcast can. The guys uncover what might be the most bizarre trio of stories yet. First up: reports of a top-secret data center beneath the East Wing Ballroom at the White House. Then, they explore the legend of the Alligator King, Florida’s swamp-dwelling mystery. And finally, they break down the NBA fixing scandal that’s making fans wonder if basketball is just really expensive improv. Stick around, because by the end you’ll be questioning reality, laughing at the absurd, and maybe wondering if you should’ve gone pro in basketball after all. Hit play, follow the show, and let the chaos begin. Get MORE Exclusive Ninjas Are Butterflies Content by joining our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/NinjasAreButterflies NEW EPISODES EVERY FRIDAY @ 6AM EST! Ninja Merch: https://www.sundaycoolswag.com/ Start Your Custom Apparel Order Here: https://bit.ly/NinjasYT-SundayCool Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Head home for the holidays with Abercrombie and Fitch. Between family dinners and making time to catch up with friends, my calendar gets booked up.
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0:13.0	With their classic jumpers, essential hoodies and Abercrombie denim, I've got my holiday fits covered for the whole season.
0:20.0	Shop Abercrombie in the app, online, and in stores.
0:30.0	Colby, listen, the NBA just got busted because they're fixing games.
0:34.1	And guess who's involved?
0:35.1	The Italian Mafia!
0:37.2	And is Trump really building a ballroom or is there something else going on beneath the
0:41.1	circus have you heard of the king of the alligators well guess what he's right in our
0:44.5	backyard we're going to tell you all about it mr mackica it's very scary this podcast is
0:50.9	brought to you empowered by sunday cool watch this or listen. You should do that though.
0:57.7	I was lip singing. I'm a sensory guy. Yeah. Can you turn my my ears up a little?
1:09.4	One one one one one one yeah yeah check check candy under there
1:13.8	yeah for mr kyle gray he came and he gave us some gifts and brought josh some candy for his birthday
1:20.9	he asked me what you wanted he texted me before he came and i said lima beans i was about to let him
1:25.0	show up and give you lima beans. Terrible idea.
1:28.0	I got you wait till you see what I got Josh for his birthday. I just showed him. I got him some
1:31.8	a whole Senderro like big love box. That's so nice. Including a Senderro bathrobe.
1:39.8	Shut up. It's pretty cool. I can't wait to touch it and see how it feels. He asked me years ago to get him this specific bathrobe and I've searched, I have poured over our text messages, our Instagram messages and the link is not there. It looks very Japanese too. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's gone forever. So he never got one. Speaking of gifts, look at this. Look what we got sent. So shout out to Hunter Harlow from Sondaro.
2:02.1	You guys are the best.
2:02.8	Yeah.
2:03.3	Which he might come on the pod.
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