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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#167: This Reality Is Real

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

1- Great Americans Day my ass
2- Do something.. Oh wait you did.
3- Nice Klavern you have there.
4- Let's grab a pussy.
5- You see, what bully means is...
6- Yacht racing? YEP.
7- Lamar Odom, make Reality TV great again? Please.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, and welcome to episode 167 of my podcast.

0:21.2

Who's paying attention?

0:23.2

This is real America.

0:25.1

This is real and it's really happening.

0:27.6

This Friday, Donald Trump will be inaugurated as president.

0:32.1

That's reality.

0:33.6

Now, today is Martin Luther King Day or, no, I'm not even going to say or.

0:40.3

Today is Martin Luther King Day and so ironic that Monday is Martin Luther King Day and Friday is a day Donald Trump will be inaugurated.

0:50.2

But that's how it works.

0:53.4

Now, here's the thing about today. Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas,

1:01.4

don't call it Martin Luther King Day. You know what they call it? They call it Great Americans

1:06.3

Day. The city of Biloxi, Mississippi posted a tweet, non-emergency municipal offices in Biloxi

1:14.6

will be closed on Monday in observance of Great Americans Day. Do you know why they call it

1:20.4

Great Americans Day? Because they, they, because Robert E. Lee, they're celebrating Robert Lee's birthday.

1:28.9

I was going to say their racism is so strong or their hate is.

1:33.1

I don't even know what's in their minds, but they equate Martin Luther King and Robert E. Lee.

1:39.9

They think that's the same.

1:41.1

They think that's equal.

1:42.0

So Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas don't celebrate Martin Luther King Day.

1:49.0

They celebrate, quote, Great Americans Day because they think that they're the same.

1:56.7

They think they're equal.

1:57.9

The Confederate general who fought for slavery and the great man, the Nobel Prize winning,

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