167: The Remaining

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2018

⏱️ 93 minutes

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This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of "The Remaining" a (selectively) found footage film about a love triangle between a man, a woman, and a scorpion-horse locust. --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	Scoop up your pudding's perfect partner with Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream,
0:04.5	made with fresh milk and cream, using their own wind and solar power.
0:08.9	Traditional honeycomb, strawberry swirl.
0:12.0	All these are resistible flavors leave me with one question.
0:15.6	Do I have one scoop or two?
0:18.4	All of Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream is made on the family farm in Scotland
0:22.9	and available nationwide at a supermarket near you.
0:26.1	Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.
0:29.7	You know they were in like miracle magic studios or one of those major studios
0:38.6	that does SFX and some guy came in with a Bible and he was like,
0:42.3	so a body of a lion and some nerd in a computer was like,
0:45.9	uh-huh, got it.
0:46.9	And he was like, face of a lady and he's like,
0:48.5	oh, that's actually pretty scary.
0:50.4	Locust, you can't what?
0:52.4	You said the word like small or wind.
0:55.6	And then scorpion tail.
0:58.4	And he was like, okay, yeah, this is the silliest thing I've ever created.
1:02.3	And I worked on Avatar.
1:03.9	So I quit.
1:06.3	God awful movie.
1:11.1	Movie.
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