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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

167. The Kings Speech 2: The 7-11 Chronicles

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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We're still here and we're still being safe! On today's show we talk about Breaking Bad, Covid conspiracies, Shai, a story from the Coffee Bean, a story about small bites, and an update to the rat kid story. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey guys, what's going on? A reminder next week Tuesday at 12 a.m. meaning Monday night my special is dropping on Netflix no pain.

0:09.1

So get that in your queue set a reminder whatever the hell you want to say on Netflix, but it's coming to you late late late Monday night.

0:16.9

And if you're true baby, you're going to listen to that Monday night. You're going to watch it Monday night.

0:21.3

And if you're even you know, you can still also maybe you got to go to sleep, even the world not really doing anything because we're all on lockdown.

0:27.5

But the special no pain, my fourth special, my third Netflix special comes out on Netflix, April 14th.

0:35.4

So be ready for that. And that being said, welcome to episode 167 of Congratulations.

0:57.7

Hey, what's up my babies?

1:00.0

It's episode 167. We did it. And we finally got to 167 and it's fucking we're doing it, dude.

1:12.8

And this is the fourth week. Maybe that I've gone to in quarantine, gone out for limited amounts of things, gone out for limited amounts of things, limited edition.

1:26.6

This is tops, baseballs, limited edition, adding, adding syllables. This is when they used to sell the baseball cards.

1:37.8

You're looking at the embossed upper deck, drew blood. So die cut limited,

1:47.5

limited edition, limited edition, so annoying already.

1:57.9

Yes, dude. Why do you listen to it?

2:00.8

Fucking NPR said that they didn't want to have me on to promote my special.

2:04.3

You know what, dude? It's probably because all the shit that I was saying about fucking NPR on this shit.

2:08.1

If you want the real news, though, you come to congratulations. The only trusted news source, dude.

2:12.4

Fuck this NPR shit.

2:14.1

I don't, it's like, dude, you want to talk about fucking what's going on in the world or you want to talk about what's secretly really going on in the world, dude.

2:21.7

I'm drinking, dude. I'm drinking my fucking, it's the nighttime podcast, dude. I've never done a podcast at night.

2:30.3

I've done zero podcasts at night. And now I've done a podcast at night. Can't say that anymore.

2:34.4

So that's it. This is a fucking, you know what that means?

2:40.5

That I've done this at night time that this podcast is a nighttime podcast is that it's a limited edition nighttime podcast for a

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