#167: Queen For a Day
Hey Riddle Riddle
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🗓️ 29 September 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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(Trumpet sounds) Hear ye hear ye! Announcing that we have a Queen on the podcast today! Please bow low, don't look her in the eyes and offer her up gifts of laughter and cinnamon!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | Everyone gather around please in the town square. You there sir, what's your name? |
| 0:46.0 | My name? Well I'm JPC. One of the co-hosts of Heyver to rid of the podcast. Not the show. I lost right |
| 0:52.7 | on the show. Anyway my name is Adderified. I have a special announcement today. What was that? No it's |
| 1:01.7 | just reacting to you had special news and I was just giving you a verbal like I heard that you had |
| 1:06.0 | special news but I didn't want to step on what your special news was. Do you ever not say what |
| 1:10.0 | you're thinking? You said what was that? Because a big old bird flew by. Do you see that bird? What |
| 1:17.7 | was that bird? That's my bird. Well that's my bird. I could talk all day about my bird. Do you |
| 1:21.2 | want it? I mean now I'm getting completely bad. That's my raven. KC insert horn sounds. No. KC |
| 1:30.3 | into a horn. No it's not. It's like a trumpet. Like a whole timey. There we go. A trumpet. A |
| 1:40.4 | special announcement has been decreed to be read throughout the village in the town in the land |
| 1:45.7 | for this episode and this episode only. Okay. On this September of September 29th, |
| 1:53.3 | Aaron Keefe shall be queen of this episode. Now a lot of people are gonna DM me and say you |
| 2:01.9 | fucking loser. Aaron's always a queen and I agree but I'm saying for the fun of this episode, |
| 2:08.0 | people who hate me, Aaron dictates all that happens and Aaron is queen for this episode. |
| 2:15.0 | Presenting her highness queen Aaron or Quarren for short I guess. Quarren are you there? |
| 2:25.8 | Listen up poor people and losers. This is gonna be a real nightmare all around. I have a question. |
| 2:32.7 | Perfect first. Don't call me Quarren. If you're one of those things do you have to listen or is it |
| 2:37.6 | only is it an and thing where you have to be both? I wasn't listening anyway so smack in the mouth. |
| 2:44.7 | You will respect your Quarren. I mean your queen Aaron. You you JPC you will be JPC will stand |
| 2:52.6 | for jester to please the court and I of course Adel will stand for a duke always late. |
| 3:00.4 | Queen Aaron the floor is yours. What would you like to have happened in this episode? I would like to leave. |
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