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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

167: Matt Got Caught Up in a Crime Scene

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.934.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0

My memory has just been so.

0:04.2

Angel is a centerfold.

0:06.2

That's, you know what that song's about?

0:08.1

I didn't, so my mom.

0:10.0

My mom said something to one of her friends when I was younger and I was singing that

0:15.5

song and she's like, isn't it so funny?

0:17.4

He has no idea what it means.

0:18.8

And that threw me off because I was like, okay, it clearly means something bad. Yeah. And then probably five, 10 years later, I figured out what a centerfold was. And I was like, oh my God, I didn't know that I was singing that. And my mom laughed about me singing it and like said to her friend. I always knew the song, but I just never really paid attention to the lyrics.

0:39.2

And one day I was just listening to it.

0:40.5

And I go, there's a whole story here.

0:42.2

It's about a guy who his high school crush that he used to love in like she was kind

0:48.1

of like the girl next door kind of in class.

0:50.2

He's now older and he gets out like a Playboy magazine and she's the girl in the centerfold and he's so conflicted by the memory that he used to have in her and what she is now and like

1:00.9

What's his centerfold?

1:03.0

When you open the like the playboy the centerfold that like flops out. It's like the long like main picture inside a pinup girl like you know

1:10.6

Okay is centerfold when you open the middle magazine? It's like a long like main picture inside. A pinup girl like, you know. Okay, is centerfold when you open the middle magazine,

1:14.3

it's like a bigger picture?

1:15.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:16.1

Oh, okay.

1:16.5

So center, it's like the main attraction.

1:18.9

Yeah, pretty much.

1:19.7

It's like a big feature to get like,

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