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Everybody, hello, we're the history hyenas.

We just want you to know that it's September 9th.

We just want you to know it's September 9th, two days away from when, unfortunately, the

freaking, the boys with the halal cards tried to take us down, and they didn't.

Way, Joe, Jen.

They didn't.

We have fucking the Habibis.

We're the new Habibis on the block. Habibis with hummus. Now, you may be noticing some new microphones. That's because we're up in our game. Little by little, we keep ordering cheap equipment from China. Yeah, because it's cheap, cheap, cheap. They're having parties in Wuhan now. I don't have any hair gel in my hair. No, you don't. Yeah, they party in Wuhan. Who knows if they lock about down because it's September 9th. Yeah. We're actually talking from the past into the future. Yeah, Venetia is pregnant in Greece. Who knows what happened? I mean, you know, who knows? Who knows what's going on?

Yeah, Ventia is in Greece right now. I'm going to have a baby soon. Chris is on the West Coast. I'm in Los Angeles right now. And Joe Rogan's in Austin. He's got two feet in Austin. He's got two feet in Austin. And just like the luck of the history halal boys, the history hyenas,

we, as I was getting to Los Angeles, Joe Rogan was leaving,

and we just high-fived in the air, and I'm sitting in my Ramada Inn.

It's what, it's what the situation calls for and is about,

and Binky can't find the memory card.

Because maybe he's still looking under the couch two weeks later, September 9 night the situation is a simulation it's just what it is because listen it's one of those things well first of all I just want to say I just want to

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