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Lateral with Tom Scott

167: Animals carrying sausages [LIVE]

Lateral with Tom Scott

Lateral with Tom Scott

Leisure, Comedy, Games, Education

4.9736 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

[Audio only] Ria Lina, Alasdair Beckett-King and Iszi Lawrence face questions about selfless speeding, donated dots and Clapham curries. Recorded at the Clapham Grand, London, as part of the Cheerful Earful festival. LATERAL is a comedy panel game podcast about weird questions with wonderful answers, hosted by Tom Scott. For business enquiries, contestant appearances or question submissions, visit https://lateralcast.com. HOST: Tom Scott. QUESTION PRODUCER: David Bodycombe. EDITED BY: Julie Hassett at The Podcast Studios, Dublin. MUSIC: Karl-Ola Kjellholm ('Private Detective'/'Agrumes', courtesy of epidemicsound.com). ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: Will, Nate, Maarten de Vries, David Turner, Daniel Peake. FORMAT: Pad 26 Limited/Labyrinth Games Ltd. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Bodycombe and Tom Scott. © Pad 26 Limited (https://www.pad26.com) / Labyrinth Games Ltd. 2025. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:27.7

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0:27.7

In Southend-on-Sea, England, there is a French restaurant in a converted public restroom.

0:36.5

What's it called?

0:42.3

The answer to that, at the end of the show, my name's Tom Scott and with a live audience in London, this is Latterol!

0:44.3

Oh! Once again, we're delighted to be invited back to headline the cheerful, earful,

0:59.0

comedy podcast festival.

1:01.0

We decided it was a better fit for us than the festival for gossipy video podcasts, the spiteful

1:06.0

eyeful.

1:08.0

We're recording this at a variety theatre in south-west London,

1:12.2

the Clapham Grand, which is just down the road from its smaller cousin,

1:15.8

the Clapham Adequate.

1:18.4

The Grand is opposite a pub that has a famous bar

1:21.4

designed by the Dutch artist M.C. Escher.

1:24.2

The bar is lovely, but it is impossible to get to the toilets upstairs.

1:28.3

I'm confident that our guests today are going to be one step ahead.

1:33.3

First up, new to the show, a stand-up comedian, actress, and writer who also has a PhD in virology.

1:39.3

So please sanitise your hands and then put them together for Rialina.

1:43.3

Thank you. So please sanitize your hands and then put them together for Rialina!

1:48.0

Thank you. It's a pleasure to be here, I think.

1:51.0

I'm not sure. I don't know. I'm here.

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