On the Violet TV Podcast this week, we are experimenting with minimalist living in

the girl before on BBC One, cutting out with Carrie Miranda and Charlotte in just like

that on Sky Atlantic, and coughing elixirs and mutagens like there's no tomorrow with

Geralt of Rivia in the long-awaited return of Netflix's The Witcher and Speaking of

Witch, The Witcher, himself, Henry Cavill, stopped by the show to talk about, well I was

actually going to say The Witcher, but that's not really true because we many talk about

fancy novels, Warhammer 40,000, and his enormous dog Cal, but nevertheless it is well worth

a listen.

I'm James Dyer, and welcome to The Violet TV Podcast, the penultimate regular Violet TV

Podcast of 2021, in fact, but all is well, because it is, as we have mentioned, Witcher

Week, and that is certainly cause, I would say, for celebration, and joining me, as we

do this, are my two Violet TV co-hosts, both of whom have been fully immersed in all

things, Witcher of late, which is exciting, Yethany of Swindonberg to my left here, and

Boyth the Mirror of the Squirtle here to my right, although more importantly, you're also,

you're not only Boyd the Mirror of the Squirtle, are you? You are the birthday boy, because

as we record today, Boyd himself is celebrating his birthday.

Oh, yeah, thank you very much. Thank you for spending it with us.

I mean, I would say it's a pleasure, and I mean, it is a pleasure, but I mean, I would

say I did it out of choice, but you've insisted. I mean, basically, like the fascist you

are.

Yeah, you've demanded.

I've demanded you have come in here, Frank Fee listeners, like the whole company is

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