#166 - The Night That Changed Our Lives

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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I just.. there's no words to explain the Saturday night that we had. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard.
0:03.0	So.
0:04.0	I have a glass of water this week.
0:06.0	Don't have a beer.
0:07.0	So that's good.
0:08.0	Trying to get my life together.
0:09.0	I know.
0:10.0	Well, I've been drinking a lot.
0:13.0	This is what I'm trying to say.
0:14.0	And about seven hours from now, you're probably going to be sending me drunk text.
0:18.0	Yeah. No.
0:19.0	I don't drunk text you.
0:20.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	I don't really drunk text.
0:25.0	When you're drunk in texting, you're drunk texting.
0:27.0	Regardless if you think you're, you know.
0:29.0	I'm not saying you're going to send me a picture of your fucking snob.
0:32.0	That's not, that's not what, no, I'm not saying that either.
0:34.0	I'm saying like a people who, when they drunk text, it's like, oh, dude, I love you, dude.
0:39.0	And they can't spell anything correctly.
0:40.0	Like I spell correctly when I'm drunk.
0:42.0	Yeah.
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