166 - Southwest Airlines Masturbation, Uncontrollable Defecation Homicide, and Wendy's DEA

POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Mike Burns

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4.8 • 617 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We're back in the home studio with your boy Brido for a guy who scams Wendy's with a fake badge for 2 years, a woman who claims her uncontollable pooping made her commit vehicular homicide, and real piece of garbage who tugged it 4 times on a flight for all to see.

Pregame this week is fantastic: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns

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0:00.0	Yeah, we're making power moves. Rock in a Detroit groove. To some American dudes, I'll make it power moves.
0:09.9	Straight out of Grand Block, Michigan, rocking a cold one in each hand.
0:14.7	My buddy Dave and our Americans just making power moves, ripping heaters and chugging pipes
0:21.4	Now you lied with no clasp
0:23.8	Blown shit up and chasing ass
0:26.0	Yeah, we're making power moves
0:28.3	Welcome to Power Moose episode 166
0:31.1	I'm your host Mike Burns
0:33.5	Thank you for choosing the people's podcast.
0:38.2	Joining me all the way from Los Angeles.
0:40.4	Woo!
0:41.5	California!
0:43.9	It's the host of the hunk podcast
0:45.6	and your wife's non-threatening male friend
0:48.1	who she goes out to lunch with sometimes.
0:50.3	It's your baby brother, Mike Bride O'Brienstein.
0:52.5	What's up, man?
0:53.7	It's your boy. I don't know why I thought
0:56.7	that was funny I think I saw someone having to like a lunch with a with a platonic male friend I was
1:02.8	like boy but that guy's so close you know it's real safe it's real safe he's he's non-threatening
1:10.5	until you go you get divorced and now shoulder to cry on too many Appletinis.
1:18.4	It's Finger Bang City now.
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