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the backseaters. Hey everybody, welcome and don't make me come back there.

We are a funny podcast about family.

My name is Dustin Nickerson.

I'm a stand-up comedian, the host of the aforementioned podcast and alongside

slash a crust for me directly in a zebra striped beanbag slash study buddy in our backroom

slash recording studio slash our daughter's bedroom

slash the room that hosted a sleepover of four pre-teen girls on Saturday

night is my lovely wife Melissa Nickerson, who is not a lovely

preteen girl herself, nor am I. That we will discuss at length I'm sure

that particularly sleepover in that birthday party.

My low light of that was coming into the back room, four girls sitting on the ground, doing nails.

I think they had gotten to the nail stuff pretty early and I go

hey girls we're leaving in five and one girl goes okay and then the other girl goes, is that your dad?

And in two statements I felt like I didn't need to live anymore.

I was like, well, this world has had enough of old dusty.

Time to color quits. Oh, so mean, just so mean, so quickly, so mean.

So mean. So anyways, thank you for tuning in our little podcast that could.

We are, this is our Halloween spook-tacular episode.

We're talking, we're talking Halloween Halloween sleepovers and movies and birthday parties around the

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