165: With Lewis Spears

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Five close man friends gather around to fuck in bathrooms. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:08:02 - Lewis is Really Tall 00:14:10 - Coronavirus 00:22:41 - Manscaped *Ad* 00:24:13 - Masturbatory (Toilet Sex)Tales 00:40:44 - Criminal Activity 00:49:38 - AntiVaxxers 01:02:01 - The Beauty of Birth Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan Lewis: https://twitter.com/LewSpears The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:58.4	I'm happy to be here man. I'm happy to be here.
1:16.7	Well we're very happy to have you here. In fact this is something I was just recently talking about
1:21.3	on a stream. Do you think Australian slang sucks ass? Australian slang. Some of it I think we swear
1:28.6	like champions but some of our slang is a little bit wangy yeah. Like what slang?
1:39.6	You don't swear like champions or whatever you just say. You have one word you say can't a lot.
1:45.2	No that's not true. That's false. You could walk in a church and call the priest
1:51.2	a fuckhead and he'd be like how are you going? Like it's normal. Yeah he's right. We are pretty much
1:58.2	the undisputed kings of like curse words. Kyle. Yeah but everything else that comes out of your mouth
2:04.4	just sounds adorable like you're straight out of the court too. It's very difficult to see.
2:09.2	It's very difficult to see. Sailors. Yeah because your slang is super cute. It's like middle
2:13.8	schoolers like for example your sick days you call them sickies. Your breakfast is brecky. Yeah.
2:21.2	Yeah okay I'm seeing what you guys are getting it from. We like.
2:24.2	We like to have a point that Lewis. What do we do? Yeah. We speak and swear like toddlers I suppose.
2:33.2	So you're saying you're not intimidated of Aussies? No. Well I guess it depends on what Aussie.
2:40.4	Like your bogans are pretty hardcore. Oh yeah. Yeah but really when you think about it are
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