165. Whoops Upside your Head

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 734 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Runk
0:02.5	Runk
0:02.5	Such a bitch
0:04.0	Such a bitch, Such a bitch move.
0:24.6	What even is it?
0:26.2	That's for keyboards.
0:27.8	Could have picked it up.
0:29.2	Just utterly unnecessary.
0:30.6	Also, didn't get the piece of rice right there, but that's all good.
0:32.7	The only thing that mattered, honestly.
0:35.9	I got you covered.
0:36.5	I got you covered.
0:40.8	It's on them now. Hey. it's so bitch dude wow was that was that something that you bought when your son infomercial i don't know
0:46.8	the new you know it's nothing yeah everything's nothing the new pointer wind have you thought
0:58.3	about have you ever thought about this you guys every single product needs a name right and it has to
1:08.4	be a unique name like if you have if you're opening up a donut shop,
1:11.8	you obviously can't call it Dunkin' Donuts. Obviously. Well, yeah, you can't, yeah. But, but eventually,
1:17.6	and I think it's coming soon because there's so many more products every day. There's like not
1:22.7	going to be any available good names for things. That's, that's true. Yeah, but you could do something like make a thing called, like Twitter is a thing.
1:31.9	It's like that wasn't a thing.
1:33.4	I mean, it was a word, but like, you know.
1:36.3	And then Twitter took it and now nothing else can be called Twitter.
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