165: Wanna Be a Fly on the Wall.. Ft. LyssieLooLoo

Two Hot Takes

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy

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🗓️ 9 May 2024

⏱️ 104 minutes

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WE'RE ON TOUR !!! : https://linktr.ee/twohottakestour
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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host ConcreteCrotchKiss aka LyssieLooLoo aka Alyssa Collins and Juni!! When you hear about people having drama do you ever wish you could be a fly on the wall to witness it all for yourself?! Well that's what these stories made me wish.. From someone's boyfriend cashing out his 401k to your cousin marrying an ex-fiance.. this is a wild ride.

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0:00.0	We have a little woman on set today.
0:02.0	I report to tell everyone there is a little kitty on set today.
0:09.0	I can't believe you know the reference to little woman.
0:12.0	When I say I've been following you, like I literally showed my fiance last night and he's like who's coming tomorrow?
0:17.5	And I was like concrete.
0:18.5	And he goes, what? Who?
0:20.5	And I showed him the videos and he goes, You've loved her!
0:23.0	And I go, I know!
0:25.0	Wait, you get a big meet here.
0:27.0	I was on a gummy.
0:28.0	I was like really emotional.
0:30.0	I was like, fuck.
0:31.0	Concrete. I love I can't believe I can't believe like the reference little woman in
0:39.1	concrete come to mind but that's just how we roll it.
0:43.1	I love it.
0:44.6	For those listening and those watching on YouTube,
0:49.4	you'll probably recognize our little mascot here, Junie, today.
0:54.8	So today's episode, it's got concrete,
0:58.6	crotch kiss, aka Lissie Lulu,
1:01.7	aka Alyssa Collins, A. Judy's mom.
1:05.0	W. B. B. B. B. B. B. B.
1:07.0	That was actually incredible.
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