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🗓️ 16 November 2020
⏱️ 59 minutes
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This extraordinarily camouflaged and utterly bizarre beast is allegedly responsible for scaring one young angler nearly to death and may well represent a heretofore uncategorized life form that has—perhaps for millennia—managed to hide itself right beneath our collective noses.
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0:00.0 | I'm going to Oh, This is not a message of holiday cheer, but this is a Merry Christmas. This is not the birth, |
0:44.4 | resurrection of the alleged Jesus H Christ, but this is the return of Mr. Christopher Carnesselli. |
0:51.4 | I didn't know where the hell you were going with that. |
0:54.0 | What the fuck is happening? |
0:55.0 | You just blew my mind a little. |
0:58.0 | What the fuck are you doing? |
0:59.0 | Chris is bad. |
1:01.0 | I'm not wrong. |
1:02.0 | I'm not man. I'm not man. Oh, did you think I was going to make like a political statement or something? |
1:07.0 | I had no fucking idea. |
1:08.0 | But I thought you were launching your own like fucking secondary call that was gonna rival the popularity of my own not exist that call. |
1:16.5 | Oh my God. |
1:17.5 | Oh, hello and welcome to the Kryptonov podcast. |
1:20.5 | I am Mark Storras and as I mentioned, Mr Mr for Christopher Carnicelli is back Chris it is so nice to be talking with you again |
1:26.9 | Hey, thanks and address me as risen Lord okay risen Lord Carice, and also two with us as always is. |
1:35.0 | Oh, deflated Lord, Uncle Rob. |
1:37.0 | Deflate O Lord. |
1:39.0 | That's a terrible title. |
1:41.0 | Macy's Day balloon three days after I'm fucking just beep. |
1:45.0 | But no, I'm so happy that Chris is back with us yet. |
1:48.0 | Much like Jesus, Chris has risen from the grave. |
1:51.0 | Oh my God, will you stop laying on the fucking bullshit? |
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