165 - It's Not Habeas Corpus

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Brad ranks his family members. Jake is starting a golf YouTube channel with Trey Kennedy. Brad found a new CD that he's been jamming to all week. Jake remembers a time that strangers on the internet debated his attractiveness. Scott joins to help rank his favorite Jean Shorts Comedy videos of all time. That's all folks! Check out the Tri-Lakes KLIFE Raffle: https://bit.ly/3yAiI8V Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, here we go.
0:01.5	Hey, here we go.
0:04.3	Okay, so last Friday night, Scott asked me to sub in for his team playing so much softball.
0:11.6	Yeah, I joined afterwards.
0:13.2	I go to the consensus stand because I'm thirsty.
0:16.2	But what we see on the menu, dip in dots, I'll say fun dip when you said dip.
0:21.0	Oh, dip in dots is very fun.
0:23.0	Yeah.
0:24.0	Conscious stands are leveling up.
0:25.0	I'm getting fired.
0:26.0	I'm immediately.
0:27.0	My thirst has gone.
0:28.0	All I want is those crusty little ice balls.
0:29.0	And so I'm like, I will take your finest batch and he was like, oh, we don't have dip
0:33.6	in dots.
0:34.6	And I was like, I mean, of course, why would you?
0:35.9	Of course, it's on the menu.
0:36.9	Why would it?
0:37.9	Why would you really hard to take things off the menu?
0:39.2	Why would you have something that's on the menu?
0:40.7	That's my bad for ordering it.
0:42.6	And so then I, whatever, I ended up ordering a cherry icey or something.
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