165: I HOUSE FANTASY SO HARD

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🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Kristin and Jen talk real estate fantasies, old houses, round house kicks, and why do we even live here??

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0:00.0	May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get
0:08.0	10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.
0:16.5	Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. We're podcasting.
0:23.0	We're podcasting.
0:33.0	We're podcasting.
0:34.0	Are we podcasting?
0:35.0	I'm wearing my power sweatshirt.
0:37.0	You tell us.
0:38.0	I am wearing, I look like I am end of the rope right now.
0:42.0	I will take these readers off because I know I like...
0:44.8	You look like Harry Carey.
0:45.8	He...
0:47.8	Because it's the worst...
0:50.8	That's not Harry Carey.
0:52.0	That's pretty much. Just got to sound like you're kind of a little drunk and a little bit from Chicago
0:55.6	Hold on let me be drunk no I can't God I wish
0:59.2	Too much shit going on I know I am going to I know I am going to I know I know I am going to I know I know I look terrible and I'm sweaty and my hair is greasy and I apologize
1:06.4	But my sweater's cute. What's up? I literally sound like I am a gun slinger in the old west when it comes to one of these twist top shardinets.
1:15.4	It's like, poo!
1:16.4	Poo!
1:17.4	I know you're very good at it.
1:18.4	Jen's like, if I start back at a 45 degree angle and I give it a one rub, you know, three times get off there and I'll be able to pour it.
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