Did I buy a bunch of crypto? Yes. Did I lose 80% of my money? Yes. Am I going to get it back?

Yes. Metaverse real estate. Wake up America. I already owned 73 meta acres.

I mean, in my defense, who could have guessed that a digital painting of a monkey with a hat on would lose its value?

Bitcoin's not going anywhere, by the way. El Salvador uses it, which I own a house in.

The Metaverse version.

Yeah. I rent.

And I don't like these people saying,

crypto's just MLMs for dudes.

It is not that. It is way worse.

I was a multi-millionaire for like a week, and now I have $11.

Dad, I just need one month rent, and then it's going to come back.

No, she left too.

She took the dog, but that dog, the dog's not going to grow in value. What do me and NFTs have

in common? We're both non-fundable. Yeah, I cannot get a girl to respond to me, but that's your loss,

because I'm going to have a penthouse and a digital heidi, fahiti, Fiji, Fiji.

No, I didn't just get lucky and ride a wave.

Like, I'm a businessman, so I'll figure it out.

I'm a full-blown doge bag, dude.

Katie, we lost some money on crypto.

I thought I'd wait to the podcast to tell you.

That's a good time. I woke up one morning and where I keep my crypto says this thing is probably going

to go bankrupt.

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