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The Tim Dillon Show

165: 165 - Please Come Kill Us

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 September 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Patreon link below for bonus episodes. Live from New York, its Tim and Ray Kump in one of the greatest episodes to date. They try to call Better Help, recap a bizarre missed connection, and look back at a life wasted.

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0:00.0

Scoop up your pudding's perfect partner with Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream,

0:04.5

made with fresh milk and cream, using their own wind and solar power.

0:08.9

Traditional honeycomb, strawberry swirl.

0:12.0

All these are resistible flavors leave me with one question.

0:15.6

Do I have one scoop or two?

0:18.4

All of Maccase Real Day-Eye Scream is made on the family farm in Scotland

0:22.9

and available nationwide at a supermarket near you.

0:26.1

Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.

0:30.7

Hi, I'm Timmy the trash can and I love trash.

0:35.7

Popcorn boxes, cups and candy wrappers.

0:39.7

Mmm, they all taste so good.

0:42.7

Instead of throwing your trash on the floor, won't you please give it to me.

0:46.7

Thank you for considering your fellow patrons.

0:53.7

Welcome to the Tim Dylan show, everybody live from the Tuscany Hotel,

0:57.7

a St. Giles or St. Geals hotel in New York City.

1:02.7

The fuck St. Geals mean?

1:04.7

I don't know, that's what it says, the Tuscany, a St. Geals hotel.

1:08.7

St. Giles.

1:09.7

And I'm here with Raymond Combine, secured this hotel for $215 a night on hotel tonight,

1:17.7

which does not advertise on the show, but it's good.

1:20.7

It's a good service.

1:21.7

There's a lot of amenities here.

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