When your current speed is

current speed is stopped and the kids are asking difficult questions about

flying reindeer, remember every good petrol station has Costa Express and a

Christi coffee made with real Costa beans. It's the perfect treat in the

Christmas traffic.

Our sticky toffee range is now in Costa Express machines.

That's Christmas, made a little better.

Costa coffee. And the So, So, Welcome to another edition of the two mics on the record. Indeed.

We're already getting quite far into the year now, Paulky.

And he believes it's April already.

You must be starting to get worried about the hot weather.

No.

Well, don't like hot weather.

Even in February, we had a spell of hot weather didn't suit me at

all it literally changes my personality changes my demeanor a lot of people have

been asking me this question and I know that we're going to do Porky Vision

today and we should get on to that in a second.

However a lot of people have been asking me about a tweet that you put out a little while ago.

So you were thinking about going to the Falkland Islands.

I want to go to the Falklands.

Well they're all asking when you're going. There was some very cruel tweets there saying,

listen, go to the Portland's Porky and remember

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