Okay, folks, you are listening to the latest episode, the latest chapter, the latest

great revelations from life on planet Porky, with myself the Porkmeister, and of course,

the Rokchik writer extraordinaire, Ms Leslie Ann Jones. Leslie Ann, how are you this morning?

Very good, Michael. Thank you. Yes, all ticking along. It's chucking it down here.

And there might be some interruptions because we've got a scaffolding truck outside the house.

Oh, no. Carrying planks and, you know, iron poles and goodness knows

whatever else they're putting up somewhere down the road. It's always a difficulty dealing with

planks, I can tell you. Yes, I'm doing with a few of myself. Present company accepted. Yeah,

exactly. That's right. Yeah. Yes, okay, well, I understand that.

Weather is miserable, but it's too warm for me now.

One of the cold snap.

I want this blizzard to come from the east.

It's great walking weather that.

It's a big debate going on about walking at the moment, of course, Miss Jones,

because there was the highlighted story last week about the two ladies

who went to the Common in Derbyshire, which we

already spoke about because we thought they could have been models or something like that.

But now nobody knows whether walking's allowed or not and how far you can go and what's up

to it.

Now, have I told you that I'm talking to Julia Bradbury this weekend on my talk radio show?

I can't remember if I've

mentioned that yet or not. You did mention it. She's a great girl, actually. I like her a lot.

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