Today's show is suuuuuuper spoooooky! We asked our listeners for ghost stories, and you guys really delivered. You people are creepy. Hear about a ghost who rubs a woman's butt, a heavy breather, and a pissed off grandma. We debate whether fun size candies are in fact fun (or a lie). We talk about the badass bitch, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, and why we think she's super cool. Plus, we interview the amazing author, Caleb Wilde who is a funeral director. He talks about how dealing with death every day changed his faith and his outlook on life. Today's episode is brought to you by Brooklinen. For $20 off these amazing sheets, go to brooklinen.com and use code BRAINCANDY. And for a special treat for your pup, visit Barkbox.com/braincandy and you'll get a free month when you choose a 6 or 12 month subscription. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.