Greetings, ladies and gentlemen, this is another edition of the three man weave podcast.

It's COVID season. It's not a fun season. It's a dreary and depressing time. But both of your shining mugs, Kai and Jim, are looking back at me through the Skype machine, providing a glimmer of hope that we will persevere through this. How are you guys doing? We just talked for like an hour. So it's kind of an odd thing to ask. I'm just trying to make this seem like we didn't just record an episode.

Matt, I'm doing fine.

Bonus.

Yeah.

Yeah, we're doing the bonus thing.

The bonus round.

Matt, somebody I didn't point out in the first recording session that the good people at home heard on Monday.

Matt and I are really trying to expand our horizons with our facial hair.

Jim, for some reason, is being a goofball and shaving still.

Jim, you don't need to shave, man.

It's all good.

I'm going to defend myself here.

I was growing it out for like a week and a half, but my facial air has the unfortunate property of resembling pubs.

It's okay.

It's very short and gross, and it just doesn't come in looking like a full beard,

so most of the time I get annoyed with the mirror and I have to have to chop it off.

This is the time to really express yourself and see how bad it can get.

I know my wife does not appreciate it, but she understands the circumstances.

Well, she has another choice.

She's chosen you, and so she's stuck with you.

So that's unfortunate for her.

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