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Affirmative Murder

164- Don't Make It Weird

Affirmative Murder

True Story Media

True Crime, Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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This wee Fran and Alvin discuss a self defense murder, tandom bicycles, and a serial killer who was brought to justice by DNA.

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0:00.0

You are now listening to the hottest true crime podcast in the stream.

0:26.6

Hi, hi there. Hello, and welcome to another episode of Affirmative Murder, the equal opportunity true crime comedy podcast. I'm Album Williams joined as always by my partner and true crime, Fransell Evans.

0:45.8

What up, Fran, how you doing, man? I'm doing great, man. Uh, this, uh, Kansas, uh, it is, it is a

0:56.6

Kentucky mule. Uh, I showed Fran my bartending skills with nothing nice little cocktail before we got started. We're going to get a little slizzed while while podcasting.

1:05.2

Gonna do a little, a little sip and pot. Yeah. And, uh, yeah, what do you think? But this is, that's a whiskey cocktail. You don't really get banged, banged with whiskey.

1:13.6

Like that, but that's the whole key. That's how I like my, I have the taste buds of a delicate lady. Yeah, like like a delicate lady of like 65, like white wine,

1:23.6

spritzers and things like that. But I'm trying to expand my palate and learn how to incorporate, you know, alcohols that people are like, ugh, yuck, scotch whiskey. Yeah.

1:32.6

You know, whatever, any kind of thing like that. So now I'm trying to implement that into cocktails that tastes delicious. Mm-hmm.

1:37.6

And this is the one I'm more right now, the kicker, more right now, the Kentucky mule. Yeah, this is delicious. You can't, I like them how you can't tell. It's just like that fruity. It's just like, oh yeah, that's those are the best ones to get fucked up on. I like those.

1:47.6

Yeah, I'll, I'll make like, it's a bit of a process because you gotta squeeze the lime juice fresh. Yeah, but I'll just bang out like five of these in the night.

1:53.6

Jay, watch it, you know, binge watching the TV show with Sierra. And then you get a nice buzz, but I blame you though. I like the third one, you got a nice warm buzz.

2:00.6

But that's how I like it though. I like the slow buzz. Yeah, I don't want to get fucked up for one drink. Yeah, yeah.

2:06.6

You're three of a man and you like, I'm right where I need to be. It's only an ounce of whiskey in this. Yeah.

2:10.6

So it takes you about five of them before you really like, okay, yeah, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna have one more and I'm gonna stop.

2:16.6

Yeah, or I'm gonna stop here. I like where I'm at. Yeah, but anything like a long island nice tea, anything, which is all alcohol. It's just to get fucked up off one drink.

2:24.6

I like to enjoy. I like to make if I'm listening to music, I like to dance and vibe where I'm watching TV. I want to at least watch one or two episodes before I'm like, I can't even look at the TV anymore.

2:33.6

I don't like drinking having drinks and you taste it and go, well, I go, whoa. Yeah. I can't. I can't. I can't enjoyable for anybody. I got into wine.

2:42.6

And then I was like, I'm gonna try to get into whiskey just to try to, you know, understand the complexities and what's good whiskey and what's not good whiskey.

2:49.6

And then I realized, you know what, man, it's all bad whiskey to me. There's some whiskies that are smoother than other ones.

2:54.6

But I'm just really trying to fall into like these old played out stereotypes of what a man is and drinking just alcohol straight. It's disgusting.

3:03.6

I'm gonna pretend like, oh, you know, a good age scotch whiskey. I don't like it. I don't care how many ice cubes is in it. If this is an ice cube, I got the big squares in here.

3:13.6

Whatever is in it, it doesn't matter. I don't like the taste of whiskey. So I can enjoy whiskey inside of a cocktail. And that's what I am. I'm a cocktail guy.

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