#164 Brian’s Beard Is Ruining Our Podcast
The Makeshift Podcast
The Makeshift Project
4.8 • 555 Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
How Brian's beard has lost us 62,000 subscribers, breaking down MrBeast's new theme park in Saudi Arabia, how much Mariah Carrey is making off All I Want For Christmas, and more!
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0:00 BRIAN’S BEARD IS RUINING OUR PODCAST!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
| 0:04.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:05.5 | We're having a baby. |
| 0:07.2 | I've always wanted to be mom. |
| 0:09.4 | And we're bringing you on our journey through everything. |
| 0:12.4 | I have no idea what we're doing. |
| 0:13.6 | Thank you. I have more of an idea. |
| 0:15.6 | I think of it like a Tamagocchi. |
| 0:17.8 | At the end of all of this... |
| 0:20.0 | We're going to have a little baby. Raising Chelsea, |
| 0:22.7 | a Hulu original series streaming April 2nd exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required |
| 0:28.7 | T's and T supply. I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie. Wow, wow, wow. Second time's a charm, |
| 0:37.4 | a Billy boy. Oh God. Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel. Cool, that was close. You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Paddy Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. |
| 0:57.4 | Tis and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scumannware. Dot-org. Your beard is ruining our podcast. I have a good beard. You might have a good beard, Brian, but the analytics don't lie. What do you mean? I pulled all the metrics since you've grown a beard on this channel. |
| 1:09.9 | Okay. |
| 1:10.4 | So we have PB. |
| 1:11.5 | That's pre-beard. |
| 1:12.7 | That's before August 28th. |
| 1:14.3 | All right. all the metrics since you've grown a beard on this channel. Okay. So we have PB. That's pre-beard. |
| 1:12.7 | That's before August 28th. All right. We have AB after beard after August 28th. All right. Okay. |
| 1:18.7 | Yeah. I'm very nervous for this. What do you think the analysis is going to be? |
| 1:22.2 | Considering the headline of this podcast and the topic that you just brought up, I'm assuming that |
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