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163: Ugly Hot

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2015

⏱️ 45 minutes

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In this episode we discuss inner beauty, outer beauty, and long distance relationships.
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0:00.0

If I were you, I need advice to adhere. I know what to do. You talk to chicken and

0:17.2

somewhere, so then promise fast, I'll put you on glass. The lawyers do tell big lives and

0:29.2

prove if they were you. Here's what they do if I were you. If I were you, if I were

0:39.2

you, I want to be able to think that you're yeah, I was part of the song. It was. That was like a

0:54.3

Hawaiian chill vibe sort of clip. So I jack johns and meets john mayor, me john Lenin, me

1:01.8

Lenin parrho meets Thomas Lenin meets Thomas the tank engine, Thomas middle ditch meets everything

1:12.0

all rolled into one calypso breeze meets meet meets the details a movie that came out in 1997. That

1:20.9

was written the not the movie. The song was written and performed by Tommy Douty. Tommy Douty.

1:27.5

And if you are doubting that he can sing, you'd be wrong. Nice. Thank you. He's from Canada, which

1:34.8

explains a lot because he said sorry a bunch of. Yeah, I was apologetic a lot. So thanks Tommy

1:46.1

for writing that theme song. Still getting a lot of theme songs is episode 163. Wow. So we've

1:52.0

probably had over 300 theme songs at this point. Pretty chill. Each one better than the last,

1:57.9

which is pretty exciting. So that one is the best one we've received so far. Because it's the

2:01.9

last one we heard. Exactly. Can you remember a theme song like another theme song? Yeah. The

2:08.8

Carly Rae Jepsen parody comes to mind. The M&M parody comes to mind. Right. Any

2:14.8

erigs? My little sisters. Oh yeah. Comes to mind. A lot of things come to mind actually.

2:22.8

More than anything, they've come to my mind. My original theme song. My first theme song. What was

2:28.3

that one? If I were you, if I were you, if I were you, if I were you, the show starts now.

2:34.3

That was your contribution. Which honestly wasn't needed. Nor was it deserved. Nor should you

2:42.1

have done it. All in all, you shouldn't have done that. You are unearned, undeserved, unwarranted,

2:47.9

and unwanted. But if you have your own theme song, please keep sending them in. We actually get

2:53.5

more than we can use. We have an embarrassment of riches. I'm embarrassed. I'm ashamed of how

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