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163: The Whole Funny Affair

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ben avery

Comedy, Arts

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

After a wild night at Joey LaFleur's live movie premiere/play/prank call show Devan loses his mind, Jace sizes up the Cinnabon lady fired for shenanigans, they weigh the pros and cons of Devan adopting a killer, and Ben is shorting the market.... this week on lemonparty. https://www.lemonparty.life/ https://drinkag1.com/lemon https://expressvpn.com/lemon bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Chicken,

0:02.0

One,

0:07.0

Chicken,

0:08.0

One,

0:10.0

Chicken,

0:11.0

Chicken,

0:12.0

Chicken wheeze

0:13.0

Yeah, you like my outfit

0:16.0

Don't even make the deal

0:18.0

I thought you said you had your girl on the light bill

0:21.6

Always in my face

0:22.6

Talking listening

0:24.6

Girl I end up about some real for the cat-knack

0:27.6

You ride clean but your gas tank is on me

0:30.6

Be stepping now they got no teeth with shoes on your feet

0:33.6

That's just a meter bro

0:35.6

You don't know what you're talking about In the way there that my choice in the club now. Hate to see you in the club. You're bombing with a mug. No one that's too bad with your boy, you're nothing but a scrub. But he was with me. That's really deep hate. Because when I got him, Okay, test

1:06.1

Okay, test one, two check

1:07.8

Still calibrating a little

1:09.4

Let it's calibrate Let it cal. Are we on? Yes. Okay, real quick. I just want to say, fuck Paul Dano. Burn in hell. Burn in hell. Worst actor and sag. You fucking, you've no charisma. Fad. And Matthew Lillard. Matthew Lillard, there's a special place in prison for him. You know what? Finally somebody's taken Matthew Lillard Matthew Lillard there's a special place in prison for him you know what finally somebody's taking Matthew Lillard down You know Matthew Lillard has had it too easy for too long Did you play Shaggy and Scooby-Doo? What a career he's had Yeah and that's that's too much for him Fuck him I think he has nothing you should be rotting on the streets, Lillard.

1:44.8

Yeah, which does mean Tarantino was watching like Scooby-Doo, like Skoll Island. He's like, fuck you. He ruined the fucking movie. It's insane what Tarantanita's been doing lately. What the hell? I know. He says movies are the number one movie of all time. you're like, I liked that until you've said that.

1:59.2

Now I'm like, fuck that.

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