So, I was on TikTok the other day, and don't ask me why I was on TikTok, probably because

someone sent me something stupid to watch.

But anyways, as what always happens when I get on TikTok is I start watching other videos,

and I got Kim across one, that was this 20-something-year-old life coach talking about Morty routines.

And he was wearing blue-blocker glasses, I think he was outdoors, so that's number one.

That's strike number one for me.

So he was talking about all the things that Morty routine needs to have.

And I just kept getting matter and matter and matter as he went on, because I was like,

bro, you got zero kids at home, you have no responsibilities.

Of course, it's okay for you to start your day by noon.

He done like 90 minutes of hot yoga as a part of his Morty routine.

I was like, get out of here with that shit, that's not real life.

So not only do I not have time to do a 90-minute hot yoga session, I also don't have time

to go explore and drink the raw milk, Peruvian, bee-honey smoothie that he was recommending,

which by the way, he doesn't even understand the glycogen priming, putting your carbs

at the end of the day.

But that's made of here and right there.

But I just got so frustrated with these life coaches telling me that a proper Morty routine

needs to take like four and a half hours and involve $800 worth of raw materials before

you can actually quote unquote be successful.

Because I hear that, I think I want to slam my dangling in the oven door.

It's just so frustrating.

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