Page 94, the Private Eye podcast. Ho, ho, ho, and welcome to the special post-festive edition of page 94. My name's Andrew Hunter Murray. I'm here in the I-studio with Helen Lewis and Adam McQueen. We're all wearing hats. But we're not here to talk about the hats. We're here because we're having a special... Please, can we talk about that? Please stop sniggering, guys. It's the way you've got a bobble. Take your ear. It's adorable. I'm taking the hat off. The hats coming off. It's so sweet. Hello, welcome to page 94. We are doing a special end of year Christmas slash New Year quiz.

Very exciting.

This is always very hotly contested.

We've each written a round.

The other two are going to contest in each round.

Can we just start with a sense check of our buzzers?

If you hear this noise, that's Helen buzzing in.

If you hear this one, sleigh bells ring. Are you you listening Adam and this one the clanging chimes of doom is me thank you brilliant

I'll kick off with the roundabout UK politics this year

whooo fingers on those buzzers or bells or horns

okay Liz Truss sent Keir Stama a cease and desist letter in January.

What was she asking Stama to stop doing?

A, presiding over a culture of decline.

B, telling everyone what his father did for a living.

C, letting migrants come here from Calais or D.

Saying she crashed the economy.

Helen?

Saying she crashed the economy. Yes? Saying she crashed the economy.

Yes, that's right.

Easy one to kick off.

Her letter was six pages long.

Needless.

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