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🗓️ 21 April 2014

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Brad Williams joined me on the patio of the Comedy Store one April afternoon to talk about what it's like to be a midget. He was open and honest and it was a fun, informative look at a different life experience.

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0:00.0	I'll do a show, like I'll do something that we did like Kevin and beans April foolishness.
0:04.9	It's like, man, that was fun.
0:05.9	Yeah, it's like 10,000 people and they're all in like you're a fucking rock star.
0:10.0	Then you wake up the next morning and going to get breakfast, the kid goes mommy, what's that?
0:15.1	You're like, oh right, okay, right back down there.
0:17.3	Back to reality.
0:18.8	Exactly.
0:19.8	That's what that is.
0:21.2	So yeah, it's a lot of that or look at that, look at that man like question.
0:27.3	Oh really?
0:28.3	And why does that kid have a beard?
0:58.3	Oh, I said, go and beat me, beat me, get out, grab a little fingers, get in the mouth.
1:04.4	You don't get you every time with that.
1:09.0	Don't want no sun, beat me.
1:12.8	Don't want no sun, beat me.
1:16.6	Don't want no sun, beat me, go around you.
1:21.9	Hello, welcome to Ari's Shaffer Skeptic Tank.
1:28.2	That's on too positive.
1:30.6	Hello, welcome to Ari's Shaffer Skeptic Tank.
1:32.2	No, too down.
1:33.8	Hello and welcome to Ari's Shaffer Skeptic Tank.
1:38.6	You guys, this is going to be the last intro and outro I do from my apartment in Los Angeles.
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