163: Jackson Quits Again (For Real!!!)

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Three close man friends gather around to mourn the loss of Jackson... again. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Or Every Wednesday at 7pm on audio. Links below. PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast MERCH: https://teespring.com/stores/the-official-podcast Timestamps: 00:02:46 - Fear of Flying 00:12:45 - Fake Ambulances 00:16:11 - Pretty Litter *Ad* 00:21:39 - Will Ethics 00:29:40 - Iran 00:41:30 - Disney Sucks Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan The Official Podcast: SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/m/Iv4af6j46ldkjja7vwnvljbyiw4?t=The_Official_Podcast Google Podcasts: https://www.google.com/podcasts?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5tZWdhcGhvbmUuZm0vVE9QNzc4NDYyNTk4MA%3D%3D Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/theofficialpodcast Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6TXzjtMTEopiGjIsCfvv6W iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the-official-podcast/id1186089636 Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:35.1	Okay, so enough. Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another heartfelt episode of the official
0:42.4	podcast episode 163 and I'm sorry to report a mere five days after Jackson's triumphant return
0:49.6	to the podcast he's made the inexplicable decision to quit yet again. So you will not be joining us
0:56.3	this week or potentially any other weeks in the future only time we'll tell. So I thought
1:01.2	this would be another fun tribute to Jackson. What are your favorite memories? Jackson if you're
1:05.6	out there listening we will take you back please come home. We need Jackson. This is definitely
1:12.0	this time also not a joke completely serious. And make sure to leave a lot of comments panicking,
1:19.6	hyperventilating, insulting us asking what the hell is the matter. You'll not be back at
1:25.9	making sure to listen. Make sure to listen to the first five minutes of the episode and message us
1:31.9	directly asking oh my god is it true. Is it really true? And then delete that message after listening
1:36.8	to five more minutes of the episode where we say it's not my favorite is Jackson was getting messages
1:42.8	from like armchair psychologist trying to come to him like we knew this was coming I could see it
1:47.8	coming Jackson over the last 30 episodes I've seen the build-top tension and I just want to know
1:53.5	I'm here for you Jackson. So where is he this time he's been slacking god damn
2:01.8	he's on a plane right now on his way back to Australia. I thought that was yesterday. Yeah
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