163: It's A Testicle Puzzle
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
5 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2022
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Is Pata Fria retired?
Crystal is still talking to strangers.
New hair, who dis?
Crystal needs to delete games off her phone.
Hand me downs are great.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, hi guys! We're here episode 163 of Hello to Sunkshan with Potter Freya and I'm Crystal. |
| 0:25.3 | Welcome back guys and if you're here for the first time put on your seatbelt, put on your |
| 0:30.6 | chicken helmet, your seatbelt, your body armor. We've been trying to think of a new bio, a new show |
| 0:39.2 | description because we don't want to sound just like every other best friend podcast because we're not, |
| 0:45.1 | we're not every other best friend podcast so this isn't a self-help podcast. It's not, we're not |
| 0:49.7 | swapping recipes, we're not talking about raising children properly. So our patrons have been helping |
| 0:58.4 | us with some like key words to include and shit like that. I thought mine was the greatest |
| 1:04.8 | fist bit. It was like two mentally ill people raising many kids. You said one is a hoe. You said |
| 1:12.8 | two mentally ill moms, one's a hoe raising many children. That's what you said for the bio. |
| 1:20.7 | That would make me click on it. I actually would either make someone click or fucking run or run. |
| 1:28.3 | I think even the people that wouldn't agree with that would not be okay with that would still listen |
| 1:33.9 | out of curiosity. Out of anger. Like you know how often you'll whore what you have to say. |
| 1:38.8 | So I can get mad. How often do we listen to things that will make us mad on purpose? |
| 1:43.4 | Yeah, we we've anger listened to a whole podcast before. Yeah, like multiple episodes. |
| 1:48.0 | Hello, my arch nemesis. So yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think it's a good idea. It's a more |
| 1:54.4 | accurate description than what we have now. We sound very vanilla and we're very not. |
| 2:00.3 | So opposite. And it does. It's like, and it's like how do I describe? I don't talk to people, |
| 2:05.6 | strangers about the show. Like yesterday, I was stumbling trying to think of a way to |
| 2:10.6 | stuttering. Yeah, like trying to think of a way to describe it. And I was thinking to myself, |
| 2:15.0 | they probably think it's like a hella small show that like I recorded my garage or something |
| 2:19.7 | and no one listens to it. I make sure to add after the when I'm telling people it does really well. |
| 2:25.1 | See, that's what I should have said. So like, you know, I'm not completely no shame over here. |
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