Radio Manu, Papa Tchango.

Well, it's finally happened, ladies and gentlemen.

I have won a major award.

I'm so proud.

I have won the Oscar of porn, believe it or not, without doing porn.

This is the story of my life.

I'm not sure how this keeps happening.

I go to prison, but don't actually get beat up or raped or hurt or really have anything

at all bad happening to me.

But I just get this prison experience.

I've been very sick.

I've been stung by scorpions.

I've had motorcycle accidents.

I've had like, I was paragliding in India out over the Indian Ocean the first time ever.

And my earpiece fell out of my ear.

And so I couldn't hear the instructor telling me to turn, turn, turn.

That's another story.

But I was just sort of peacefully floating out over the ocean completely oblivious to

the fact that I was approaching the point of no return until I heard this screaming in

the distance.

And I look back and saw Uve, my paragliding instructor jumping up and down, screaming.

And I realized that my earpiece had fallen out.

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