162. You... Might Want To Talk To The Stork

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey babies it's episode 162 of Congratulations.
0:04.4	Crazy, crazy, crazy.
0:10.4	Crazy, crazy.
0:14.5	Crazy, crazy, crazy.
0:19.3	What's up my babies?
0:20.5	Life friggin' rips.
0:21.9	That's why I got the life rips hoodie on.
0:24.0	I decided to wear it today because life friggin' rips dude.
0:28.7	That does man.
0:29.7	And you just gotta remember.
0:31.4	The only thing you gotta do to understand that life rips is maybe you're in a bad mood.
0:37.5	Just fucking remember.
0:39.4	Life rips.
0:41.4	Remember it.
0:42.4	Just remember.
0:43.4	All you gotta do is remember.
0:46.2	So yeah man, still can't hear out of my left ear.
0:50.1	All good.
0:51.1	So disrespectful.
0:52.1	How fucking one fire said I have hearing and literally said I have a fucking hearing
0:55.8	issue last episode.
0:57.8	And I feel like I maybe do.
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