This podcast may cause dizziness, confusion, bloating, uncontrollable laughter, and in some cases, anal leakage.

Listener discretion is strongly advised. Hey, this is episode number 162 of

Excuse me, that's illegal

The podcast that takes a hardcore look at some soft poor crimes.

I'm your boy, Leroy, coming at you.

Straight out of the closet with an ongoing tale about a couple of neighbors who just can't

stand each other.

I mean, this one guy's a real pain in the ass, and I can't wait to tell you all about

his exploits.

Oh, and before I forget,

shout out to Hannah, who brought this story to my attention. She's been sending me lots of

them lately, and I appreciate it. I can't be everywhere all at once, and I'm sure there are

plenty of crazy stories out there that fly under my radar, so it's always appreciated when

you's guys bring stuff to my attention.

I also want to thank you all for the feedback on the schedule change. Lots of people seem to be

pleasantly surprised. I'm now checking in on you every five days instead of ten, saying a little

hello, midway through numbered episodes with some Waffle House weirdness.

If you guys miss that latest one, please.

Give it a listen, smash that subscribe button, all that.

I told you guys I'm going to shake things up this year, try out some new stuff,

and instead of just talking about doing it, you will see it through my actions.

So if you could spread the word to your Waffle House loving friends about this podcast, I'd appreciate that. Enough jibber-jabber,

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