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This is Believe You Me on the gas digital network. Welcome back. Mr. Miss Bing.

What was that? What was that?

I was jerking off for the audio listeners. It was actually masturbated.

That's what I do. And's how excited I get to do the Believe You Me

podcast is I get sexually excited and that's how I start off the show every week. Thanks for pulling the curtain aside,

Mr. Bisping. Well two things to say one just a moment ago we

were sitting there with Brian our head producer and Lewis was like do we need to run the

intro and we started without the intro well I'm glad on this occasion that we did run the

intro because seeing those images put a smile back on my face because I've been

fucking miserable all morning. Why? What was going to say that I was going to say well because of my fucking knee I went to the hospital this morning I went to see my doctor and I've got to have a knee replacement long story short I'm going to have a knee replacement but that means I can't run anymore.

I'm believe it or not.

I want to run.

Yeah, can't run anymore because otherwise they have to do what's called a revision,

which means you've got to redo the knee replacement in five to send years if you run on it and then every time you do it

it doesn't take as well basically the shave like the end of the theme are off to put a metal

insert on that end you know but if you run it just gets worse worse I left there like really annoyed and

pissed off it you just you know come on you have these days where you feel a

little bit sorry for yourself but then seeing those images that I'm like

yeah there you go it made it all worthwhile not that I

regret anything I don't regret a goddamn thing but when I've just been told I have to

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