On the MPa podcast this week, is there a doctor house in a house?

Yes, the great Hugh Laurie star of Black Outer House and now to Marland.

Colon, a world beyond is this week's guest.

Plus, all you shall move in using nonsense on the movie podcast.

If all goes well and are bidded £4.50, a tattered copy of X-Men Origins Wolverine is accepted,

we'll be permanently joined next week by Rahim Sterling, only a matter of time, exciting stuff.

Hello, pod. I'm Chris Hewitt. Welcome to the MPa podcast. As ever, I'm John B2 colleagues

of such lethal cunning this week. Helena Harris and Holiday, so it's a bananza of lad bans that

may just bagus the job presenting the new top gear. First up is our fairy-owned Jeremy Clarkson.

He's a thunderantly right-wing, ball-she-overly talkative guy with opinions about important stuff

that would make your hair stand on end. It's James Dyer. It's James Dyer.

Hello, Chris. Hello, how are you? I'm good. How are you?

I'm good. You raised your eyebrows at the Rahim Sterling reference because you do not know who

or what that is. He's actually a very accomplished director. His work is little known, but I've always

been a fan. All right. Okay. That's clever. He's some kind of foot ballerist, isn't he? Next up

is our fairy-owned Richard Hampster Hammond. He's cheeky, youthful, irrepressible, armed with facts

and a lovely bouncy hairdo. It's Ali Plum. I'm so James May. You're not James May. You're not James

that make... Yeah, I'm James May. You just don't want to be Hammond, do you? Nobody wants to be Hammond.

You are Hammond. Which is really weird because he's a little cheeky chap in his god opinions.

He's tiny and he's got good hair and nearly died and everyone loves him except for the people who don't.

Yeah, why don't you want to be Richard Hammond, man? He's short and you're so tall.

Correct. Nevertheless, you're Richard Hammond for the purposes of this, which makes me be

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