#162: FIVE A$$HOLES?!?!

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2021

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Bry and a rocker text like schoolgirls, Ming is drenched in 40 gallons of whale cum, Q blows a gasket.

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0:00.0	Kevin Smith and his wife, Jen Schwalbach, have traveled the globe, selling out theaters left and right.
0:06.1	The Secret Stash now proudly presents one sold-out night in London available on vinyl, as in that thing you put on a turntable.
0:14.2	Plus one, Murraca.
0:16.7	Crank up some goddamn funny storytelling, recounting the night that one of Smodco's royal family
0:22.0	OD'd on weed. Pick up plus one, Merica, in regular or limited autographed editions, available
0:29.5	exclusively on J&SilentBob.com.
0:34.2	Here are the latest dates to catch a live Smodco show, courtesy of sysmod.com.
0:38.9	The super groovy cartoon movie invades Louisville, Kentucky on July 24th, Austin on the 25th,
0:44.5	and on the 26th Kevin Ralph Skewer the Celebs with HBO at the Hollywood Improop.
0:49.6	The groovy movie makes a return engagement to L.A. at the New Beverly on July 27th.
0:54.8	And looking ahead to August, the animated tour makes a pit stop in Richmond on August 24th
0:59.3	and Charlotte, North Carolina on August 25th. And on September 14th, the groovy cartoon movie
1:04.8	invades Montreal Comic-Con. Remember, ticket links to all of these dates can be found
1:09.7	at CeaseMod.com.
1:16.9	You got to do your best to swallow, but he understands.
1:21.8	Yeah. Let me grab my ankles, Doc.
1:41.9	Can I suck your cock?
1:45.1	Just devout. Just devolves.
1:46.4	Can I count that as a whole?
1:57.0	Sure.
1:59.6	I'm almost a 50.
2:00.8	47 more to go. I'm almost yeah 47 more to go
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